Tonight I was driving past a Blockbuster video store, when I saw a cute blond girl through the window staring at a rack of videos. Of course I had no intention of renting a video so I drove home right? Of course NOT.. I pulled up, went inside, sauntered next to the girl, and the conversation went something like this..
(I stand next to her and give her my mischievous smile)
jdog: “Can I help you?” (she looks at me.. I smile)
girl: “Oh.. you work here?”
jdog: “no.. I’m an expert!” (I nod) [Read more…]